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10.06.2025 12:09
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Speech by Governor Kugler on the economic outlook and monetary policy - Federal Reserve Board (.gov)
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
How do you help patients stop hearing voices?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
What was your best revenge story?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Brain’s Reward Center Tracks Not Just What, But When Rewards Arrive - Neuroscience News
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
M’s Kirby struck in face by 103 mph line drive - Seattle Sports
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Alaska Airlines to launch Seattle-to-Rome nonstop flights in 2026 - KING5.com
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why Passing on Palantir Technologies Stock (PLTR) is a Big Mistake - Yahoo Finance
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.